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Song Parodies -> "The Girl"

Original Song Title:

"The Man"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"The Girl"

Parody Written by:

Augest Kitsune

The Lyrics

I would be a genius
I would be cute
They'd say I played the game before I found someone to simp to
And that would be ok
For me to do
Every conquest I had made would make me more of a cheerleader to you
I'd be at home chillin
I'd be an omega type
When everyone stans over ya
What's that like?
I'm so sick of running as fast as I can
Wondering if I Would Get Arrested
If I were a Girl
And I'm so sick of people fighting me in this world
'Cause if I were a girl
Then I'd be a fine lady
I'd be fine
I'd be fine
I'd be fine
I'd be fine
They'd say Im from NASA
Putting in the work
They wouldn't shake their heads and question how much of this I deserve
Being like Isabelle
If I was Wholesome
Could all be separated from my Skills at Computers and Nostalgia
And they would bow down to me, oh
Let the boys noses bleed
I'd be just like Usagi
from Sailor Moon
I'm so sick of running as fast as I can
Wondering if I Would Get Arrested
If I were a Girl
And I'm so sick of getting into fights in this world
'Cause if I were a girl
Then I'd be a fine lady
I'd be fine
I'd be fine
I'd be fine
I'd be fine
What's it like to brag about
Working at Nintendo
And getting a Daddy to Watch me
And it's all good if you're cute
And it's okay if your mute
If I was out showin my game
I'd be like toby fox
instead of chris chan
They like me to be cute
And it's okay that I'm mute
I'm so sick of running as fast as I can
Wondering if I Would Get Arrested
If I were a Girl (you know that)
And I'm so sick of getting into fights in this world (in this world)
'Cause if I were a girl (if I were a girl)
Then I'd be a fine lady (then I'd be a fine lady)
I'm so sick of running as fast as I can (as fast as I can)
Wondering if I Would Get Arrested if I were a girl (hey)
And I'm so sick of getting into fights in this world (in this shitty world)
'Cause if I were a girl (if I were a girl), then I'd be fine
I'd be fine
I'd be fine (oh)
I'd be fine (yeah)
I'd be fine (I'd be a fine lady)
If I were a girl
Then I'd be a fine lady

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