-> "Brett's Files"
Original Song Title:
"exile"
Parody Song Title:
"Brett's Files"
The Lyrics
I know what you're saying, DiFi
Want to bring in the FBI
I don't think he did what you said at all
And McConnell owns the Senate
You don't have the votes to win it
So we can just confirm Brett Kavanaugh
I think we've seen this film before
But you didn't like the ending
He's not a problem anymore
And who is he offending now?
You want him down
So you're in Brett's files calling him out
I think we've seen this film before
I know what you're saying, Grassley
But I think it's all too ghastly
Like you didn't notice her testimony
All these documents entangled
Boofing, beer, and the triangle
Doesn't make him more credible to me
I think we've seen this film before
And I didn't like the ending
I saw his problems and found more
So why are we pretending now?
I'll bring him down
And I'm in Brett's files seeking them out
I think we've seen this film before
So I'm showing Kavvy the door
So vote him down
There is no amount of votes to keep him out
All this time
You lied about it all, Feinstein
You didn't even hear him out (You didn't even hear her out)
You always seem to cry and whine (He cried so many times)
All this time
I felt the Court was in a bind (felt the Court was in a bind)
I couldn't turn it around (couldn't turn it around)
You always seem to cry and whine (He cried so many times)
So many times, so many times
You didn't even see those times
We think we've seen this film before
And now we all know the ending
He'll have his seat forevermore
So why are we pretending now?
Vote up or down
We all know Brett's files say he's not out
We think we've seen this film before
So Brett Kavanaugh's through the door
So vote him down
There is no amount of votes to keep him out
All this time
You lied about it all, Feinstein
You didn't even hear him out (You didn't even hear her out)
You always seem to cry and whine (He cried so many times)
All this time
I felt the Court was in a bind (felt the Court was in a bind)
I couldn't turn it around (couldn't turn it around)
You always seem to cry and whine (He cried so many times)
All this time (So many times)
I felt the Court was in a bind (felt the Court was in a bind)
I couldn't turn it around (couldn't turn it around)
You always seen to cry and whine (You always seem to cry and whine)
You always seem to cry and whine
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