"Gaping Hole In My New Car"

The light turns green
I take my foot off the brake
I start to go i should have seen
A flying car for goodness sake
I can't turn lefty or right so stomp on the gas
how the hell is that car moving so fast
he crashed into me, i start to feel that i can't breathe
i hear some smashing glass, and then a couple screams
i hear an ambulance and now i know just what this means

He's the reason for the gaping hole in my new car
finally a reason to call william mattar
he's the kink in my neck it keeps throbbing so i wear this brace

x-rays and ekg's they try to find out what is wrong with me
skin graft another patch the other guy comes out without a scratch
he better pay my bills or i will sue his ass
take all his money and take my kids to disneyland

chorus

so i turn off the light in my brand new home
i've got it made though i'm not right in the dome

so learn from me look left and right before you cross the street