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Song Parodies -> "Deck the Halls With Unpaid Charge Slips"

Original Song Title:

"Everyone's a Kid at Christmas Time"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Deck the Halls With Unpaid Charge Slips"

Parody Written by:

hec

The Lyrics

Everyone's in debt at Christmas time,
Deep as you can get at Christmas time
Everyone from Nome to Newport News
Got the blues:
Grinch[es] and Whos!

Everyone's in debt at Christmas time
Brimming with regret at Christmas time
Wond'ring why they hit that final sale-
And noone wants to get the mail.

As tapped-out folks are cuttin' cards in half,
Their accountants laugh
And mutter, "PLEASE!
You claim that mounting Christmas sums don't count-
Come on, that doesn't even work with calories!"

Everyone's in debt at Christmas time-
Cranky and upset at Christmas time:
Kids of every age are makin' noise
As bankers repossess their toys.

There's even people mortgaging the house,
Rentin' out their spouse
[And Uncle Phil!]:
Come Christmas Eve, you're willing to believe
St. Nick is swingin' by the house to pay your bills!

Everyone's in debt at Christmas time
Haven't figured yet that Christmas time
Doesn't have to be a manic spree-
Goodness me,
Joy is free...

Everyone's in debt at Christmas time:
Says, "Nuh-uh, that's IT! Next Christmas I'm
Givin' homemade paperweights away!"
They're serious- but then
Next year it starts again
At 6 am on Vet'rans' Day!

Everyone's in debt at Christmas time,
Eyeball-deep in debt at Christmas time
Everyone from Nome to Newport News
Got the blues:
Grinch[es] and Whos!

[repeat to fade]

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