We'd like to know
A little bit about you
For our files.
We once helped out your son
Become a knight.
Look around you. All you see
Are people with nine eyes.
Stroll around the grounds
Until it feels like Tatooine.

And here's to you, Mrs. Skywalker,
Vader loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).
May the force be with you, Mrs. Robinson,
In space there is a place for those who pray (Hey hey hey, hey hey
hey).

We'd better do this interview
Where no one ever goes.
We can distract soldier with your cupcakes.
Here's a little secret,
It's between just you and me
Most of all, you've got to hide it
from the droids.

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Skywalker,
That's a word I learned from Jar-Jar Binks (Binks binks binks).

May the force be with you, Mrs. Skywalker,
Vader is your son, wants you to know (Wo wo wo, wo wo wo).

Sitting on a sofa
On a Sunday afternoon,
Going to the stadium, watch a pod-race,
Laugh about it,
Shout about it,
When you've got to choose,
Every way you look at it your kid ain't gonna lose.

Where have you gone, little Anakin?
A universe is dying 'cause of you (Ooo ooo ooo).

What's that you say, Mrs. Skywalker?
"Anakin has left and gone away?" (Hey, hey, hey, hey hey hey).