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Song Parodies -> "Fart-break Hotel, Peeh-Yew!"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Fart-break Hotel, Peeh-Yew!"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Geez, this game can be addictive! ... OK, a trilogy, as opposed to John Barry's announced goal of a tricentilogy. By popular demand (from the popular Christie Marie M, that is), *one* more version *only*... really... I *mean* it...

I'm driving late at night
Can't see too well

I think I'll crash and grab a bite
At this hotel
Their chow smells so swell

I had the pork-rind stew
In my room, lie down
A rumble, smell of pooh
I let it rip -- trapped in cloud of brown!

Fart-break hotel? Peeh-yew!
I'm in a bind

Yuck! Uck! Bluuuck!
Num-ber Two
Just my luck
Rotten brew to endure
I wish, for sure,
I'd found one better
For this, no cure

I'll never get to you
I'm trapped in slime!

Only two more orders of magnitude to go! ... and yes, I'd like fries with those orders.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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john - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome to the "Spell"ing Bee, TT. And thanks for an idea for #271.
alvin - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
wonderfully descriptive
Mark Scotti - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I smell fives, TT (That stands for Toot Toot)
Andy Primus - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't believe your lead in comment - you've now got the bug (literally by the sound of it) - I'm sure you could squeeze a few more out
Odysseseus The Odiferous - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
All my Homeries and I got down big time on yer will-o'-the whiff balladerin' style... here we call it Riiiiiiiiip Rap, but that may be Greek to you... Truly worthy of these five cans of Screaming Glade!
Tommy Turtle - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
john: always glad to be of assistance. g/l on 300. thanks for v/c.
alvin, thanks.
Miark Scotti: LOL! thanks, Mark.
Andy Primus: LOL on the phrasing of your comment! ... time will tell hehe. Thanks for v/c, Andy
Odysseseus The Odiferous: Great idea for a spin-off: The Ill Ilium Iliad! .... whatcha' think? ... Over here, we call it Spartan Spurtin'... and as for those Sirens, now ya know what triggered 'em. I wouldn't think Ulysses parodies as being in the same category with M-ass-ter Barry-um, but thanks for v/c!
2Eagle - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Was that in El Segundo? Whenever the marine air comes our way an acrid smell comes with it.
Tommy Turtle - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
2Eagle: Are you sure that's not the Hyperion water treatment plant? ... or the oil refinery? (assume you know the derivation of the "El Segundo" name for the village) ...or possibly LAX. Thanks for v/c, 2E.
Christie Marie M - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't believe I missed this one! If I had known that my name's on the top comments, I would've responded in a heartbeat! Great job at the song, TT! Yep, I can be demanding, in a good way! I grew addicted to this parody since posted on AIR! You and John Barry both did an excellent job with "Spell" parodies! Well, it's nice of JAB to break the record! One wind-breaking parody you wrote! 5's!
Tommy Turtle - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Christie Marie M, yep, your presence was missed, esp. since "you asked for it!" But better late than never, so thanks for "sniffing" this one out and voting and commenting!

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