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Song Parodies -> "Beautiful Creamer"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Dreamer"

Original Performer:

Roy Orbison

Parody Song Title:

"Beautiful Creamer"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I believe the it's the simple things in life that matter, Like a simple fortune, a simple Mansion, a simple Bentley...
Beautiful Creamer, Spooned in my cup
Blends with the coffee when I stir it up
Golden and yellow, rich and robust,
Finely ground powder, and low-carb I trust

Beautiful Creamer, next to my roll
Mellows the coffee, and comforts my soul,
Sipped hot and steaming, zest for the day,
Beautiful Creamer at Starbuck's cafe

Some like it flavored, I prefer plain
Simple salvation for life's daily strain,
Beautiful Creamer, neatly dispensed,
Must tip the waitress an extra ten cents

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   12

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Sweet Indigo - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Aaah, beautiful. Makes me crave some caffeine...
John Barry - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Brewed to perfection, AFW.
Kristof Robertson - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hate creamer, love this. 555
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Good to the last line...well-paced and original. Here are three more nickels for that tip!
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh. 5's
Guy - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Creamy smooth - light but well done, with a touch of sweetness. I take my caffeine raw though, since I only drink it for the effect. You can have the three packs of sugar and the two creams the waitress gave me with my morning cup to sweeten up your effort.
AFW - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx all for votes and comments...I'm sure some of you assumed, by the title, it would have a sex theme..but I'm not good at disguise-writing like some of you I switcheroo'd...X-Title, G-content
Johnny D - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, whatever you intended here, AFW, it's still a Half-and-Half've udderly milked this parody topic every which whey you can!
Dave W. - January 30, 2011 - Report this comment
This should be used on a commercial......During the Superbowl

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