-> "Marion's Massive Mammarians"
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"Marion's Massive Mammarians"
Kindly discard, my dear,
Your Hanes brassiere--
Expose your madly, madly massive mammarians,
Worthy of a Cellini marble,
I would sign over my last paycheck
For a shot at your Double Dai..ry Twins!
Although I've tried, my dear,
To grab your rear,
I'd rather grab your rather massive mammarians,
If I fumble
While unhooking to hastily see them,
I might faint before I could free them
In a dream I'd be sucking che..rry blintz!
Not your mamma..rians!
Like melons swingin'
Any fellow would grow while massaging
The terminal third of his prong
With some K-Y.
But when I've bought you beer,
You've made it clear
You'll never let me near your massive mammarians, Marion!
I've been lost in bras
And their denizens--
I can titillate girls and sep-
Conquered virginal Virgos' chests and
But not Ma.rion's!
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