They're on the screen, when you're at home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Jon and Ponch is all it takes
You've got their bodies on your brain
When they walk, they're in pain
Their pants are tight, they can't breathe
A rich dessert is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're not into this stuff, oh no
Closer to the truth, you say, you say it's a trip
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to CHiPs

You see Ponch, you can't breathe
Sailing forth at warp speed
Your heart beats in disco time
Jon smiles, you lose your mind, a one track mind
You can't be saved
Their blue jumpsuits are what you crave
You dream they're chasin' after you
You don't mind if they do

Whoa, you like to think that you're not into this, oh no
Closer to the truth, you say, you say it's a trip
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to CHiPs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to CHiPs (x5)

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They're on the screen, when you're at home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Jon and Ponch is all it takes
You've got their bodies on your brain
When they walk, they're in pain
Their pants are tight, they can't breathe
A rich dessert is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're not into this, oh no
Closer to the truth, you say, you say it's a trip
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to CHiPs


Might as well face it, you're addicted to CHiPs (x10)