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Song Parodies -> "Where Have All The Brown Turds Gone?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Have All The Flowers Gone?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pete Seeger

Parody Song Title:

"Where Have All The Brown Turds Gone?"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

Where have all the brown turds gone,
Log slime passing?
Where have all the brown turds gone?
Where's log slime go?
Where have all the brown turds gone?
They have gone to Washington
Oh, when will we voters learn?
Oh, when will we voters learn?

Where have all the dung curls gone
Log slime passing?
Where have all the dung curls gone
Where's log slime go?
Where have all the dung curls gone?
They're the House band, smelly dung
Oh, when will we voters learn?
Oh, when will we voters learn?

Where has all the flushed bran gone
Log slime passing?
Where has all the flushed bran gone?
Where's log slime go?
Where has all the flushed bran gone?
Rump's smelt in the Pentagon
Oh, they make our money burn
Oh, they make our money burn

Where has all the soiling gone
Log slime passing?
Where has all the soiling gone
Where's log slime go?
Where has all the soiling gone?
Rank mards in the Cabinet room
Oh, give each scenter a turn
Oh, give each scenter a turn

Where have the great big mards gone
Log slime passing?
Where have the great big mards gone
Where's log slime go?
Where have the great big mards gone?
They're piled up with Sanctorum [sic]
Oh, when will we voters learn?
Oh, when will we voters learn?

Where have all the brown turds gone?
Oil and gassing
Where have all the brown turds gone?
Bloodline bozo
Where have all the brown turds gone?
Son was picked from the rectum
Oh, when will we voters learn?
Oh, when will we voters learn?

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2Eagle - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Very timely, but that is California you are talking about.
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
For a moment, I thought you were calling for the return of the poop songs. But your parody is very properly directed. You might want to check out my own "The Legislator." It confirms everything you've suggested here. Thank you especially for torching Sanctimonious Santorum. If only his opponent next year wouldn't be Bob Casey Jr., who's almost as self-righetous... as Santorum, or as his father the late former Governor.
Where have all the brown turds gone? - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Still in Vi's head, every one...

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