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Song Parodies -> "Elderly Woman Behind The Zorro In A Geordie Accent"

Original Song Title:

"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pearl Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Elderly Woman Behind The Zorro In A Geordie Accent"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I've seem to recognise reet pet
I've seem to recognise howay man
I've known Eric Burdon a lot now I've seen to remember who I am
Wish me well tonight, Ross Noble Wishing is like a ladies' undies
Please stand until it's my turn to sing 'Blazing Races'
Don't you dare sing 'Even Flow' cos that ain't a Geordie song

But the times
I know they are a'changing
But why
Do they change so much since I remember
But i cant imagine
South Shields running out of time
Oh, my god it's flying high

All these Geordie accents
they'll go away
All these Geordie accents
they'll go away
All these Geordie accents
they'll go away
All these Geordie accents
they'll go away

Stop the Teletubbies
You're a grown Ross Noble now

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