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Song Parodies -> "Old Crap Cod"

Original Song Title:

"Old Cape Cod"

Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Old Crap Cod"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If you're fond of seafood, like gourmet fish
Deep fried or slow baked, there on your dish
Don't waste your time in buying Old Crap Cod..

If you have fish craves, and you want the best
Buy some Orange Roughy and forget the rest
Don't even think of cooking Old Crap Cod..

Pass on Snapper, Haddock, Whitefish, too
From fresh water, Speckled Perch might do
Some will claim that Octopus is great..
But me, I wouldn't have it on my plate..

And so, in conclusion, I still repeat
White flaked Orange Roughy is hard to beat
Don't save a buck and buy that Old Crap Cod

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