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Song Parodies -> "The Genesee Waltz"

Original Song Title:

"The Tennesee Waltz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"The Genesee Waltz"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

To those who may live in a state where not sold...Genesee is a brand of beer.
I Was dancing with my girlfriend,
To The Genesee Waltz,
When I found out my zipper was down

Held her closer, tried to glide it,
I was just too drunk to guide it,
And it hung up on me and her gown..

'Can't remember that night,
Nor The Genesee Waltz,
But they say on that ambulance trip,

She was blushin', I was screamin'
The guy was drivin' like a demon,
As we lay in the back, hip to hip

No, 'Can't remember that night,
Nor The Genesee Waltz,
But I do know how much I have lost...

Lost my girlfriend, lost my zipper,
Lost the tip off my Nipper,
All because of That Genesee Waltz

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MasonR - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh, Genesee....no longer water, not quite beer! Funny parody, too!
Ravyn Rant - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't get Genesee out here, but someone smuggled some cream ale back from NY once and I remember it being rather good, but then that was 20 years ago. Oh, and fives for the song, great job!
Royce Miller - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
wonderful and funny
alvin rhodes - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
sounds like a dream date...hahahaha...5s
John Barry - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Genesee--a rite of passage for those of us from the Northeast. A fine parody; a not-fine brew.
AFW - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for votes and comments....True about Genesee. Not quite Coors, but it rhymes, and sounds close to Tennessee..
Stuart McArthur - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
well, AFW, not only was your zipper down, something else must also have been where it oughtn't - Judge Judy would say you brought it on yourself mister - 555
AFW - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha...thanks, Stuart....

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