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Song Parodies -> "Dancing Molecules"

Original Song Title:

"Tennessee Waltz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Dancing Molecules"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

A new therapy, labelled "dancing molecules", still in the experimental stage, aims to help people paralyzed due to spinal cord injuries/trauma. In experimental animals, these injectable bioactive molecules stimulate nerve and blood vessel growth and reduce scar tissue.
Dancing Molecules by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

I was dancing with my darling when I took a bad fall
And injured my spinal cord.
At the ER they told me that I’d be paralyzed.
That was news I abhorred.

But there’s new therapy for spinal injuries,
And paralysis might just be lost.
Injected molecules that can dance on the nerves
If I can just afford the cost.

Bioactive signaling to trigger cells
That repair and regenerate nerves,
Reduce scar tissue, myelin sheaths better form,
Motor neurons better preserve.

So there’s new therapy for spinal injuries,
And paralysis might just be lost.
Injected molecules that can dance on the nerves
If I can just afford the cost.
Copyright 2022 by Jeffrey Moran

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