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Song Parodies -> "We Must Get the Doggie Figures Winnowed"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"We Must Get the Doggie Figures Winnowed"

Parody Written by:

Tony the Cat

The Lyrics

We must get the doggie figures winnowed
(Meow, meow!)
They dump and leg-shag and assail
We must get the doggie figures winnowed
(Meow, meow!)
So do not let your courage fail

They must take a hit from Catafornia
So the beasts will leave us alone
There’s too many dogs; their number grow some
Put the doggies down there with their bones

We must get the doggie figures winnowed
They dump and leg-shag and chase tail
We must get the doggie figures winnowed
So do not let your courage fail

They shed all their papers and they slobber
(Yuk! Muck!)
Their asses on the carpet mark
These thugs are bad doggies—let’s dissect them
And stifle each incessant bark

So come on, all of my chummy kitties
Let’s coalesce and start to stalk
With our number and claws that are slitty
We can clear ’em right off of the block

We must get the doggie figures winnowed
(Meow, meow!)
We’ll jump ’em and start to assail
We must get the doggie figures winnowed
Let’s do ’em in. . .end our travail

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