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Song Parodies -> "We're Not At Your Wedding?"

Original Song Title:

"I Went To Your Wedding"

Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"We're Not At Your Wedding?"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

The First Couple were not invited to the wedding ceremony of Britain's Prince William and Kate Middleton. There was no official response from the White House, but intercepted this undiplomatic cable from Michelle Obama to the Royal Family. ;D

You planned your big wedding.
I looked at the heading.
I thought that we'd be there.
I saw that you snubbed us.
Barack and I did cuss.
Half wits! You twits don't care.

I don't care that you - don't know us two.
How dare you that we were missed!
We're the U.S.A.! You can't treat us this way.
We're top of the world's A-List!

We're raising a big fuss.
You're nothing without us.
To us the whole world bows.
The First Couple missing?
Just watch! We'll annul your vows!

Have you royal kids - both flipped your lids?
Who's ruling the world? We are!
Forget your damn Queen. She is too old and mean.
She'll never rate as a star!

Your wedding won't be top.
Without us it will flop.
A boring time and how!
So unlike the party
That we gave for Hu Jintao!

Hey you stupid gits! We're the new freaking Kennedys! (Just kidding in case the Secret Service visits this site!) ;D

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BJM - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Wonderful cuts at our king & queen! BHO should not have returned that bust of Winston Churchill. But they might have declined an invitation if BHO had a golf or basketball date, or if MRO no longer fit into her formal dress.
John Barry - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Speaking of getting Hitched!
Below Average Dave - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Its just. . .ugh--why would anyone want to be at some wedding of two over-hyped figure heads to be. . .that's my opinion, If I were Michelle or Obama. . .I'd be happy not to have to attend something of that nature--still wonder why they weren't invited though, haven't followed the story well. . .good parody!

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