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Song Parodies -> "Who is that Old Lady in the Mirror (The Five Stages of Aging)"

Original Song Title:

"How Much is that Doggie in the Window"

Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Who is that Old Lady in the Mirror (The Five Stages of Aging)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression/Desperation, More Anger, Temporary Acceptance
Who is that old lady in the mirror?
The one with the wrinkly face?
She's oddly familiar, yet I fear her...
I think that I've seen her, someplace.

Her skin looks like sheets of crumpled foil,
From lying out nude as a lass,
Whoever invented tanning oil
Deserves a swift kick in the @$$.

Well, I rubbed a plant and was allergic,
It swelled up my eyes and my face,
The lines disappeared...but it is worth it?
A facial with poison oak paste?

I set my young head upon my pillow,
A ringer for Sleeping Beauty,
Now I look more like Grandmother Willow,
Please bring back Aurora to me.

Who is that old geezer in the photo?
The one with the pear shaped behind?
I used to smile pretty for the camera,
But now that thing's no friend of mine.

Oh who's the old gal in the bikini?
The one with the dimply butt?
The people who know me all accept me,
And they love me no matter what!
Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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 4   0
 5   0

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mac - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job.
Meriadoc - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah! I have a kind mirror, but it's really really far away... :-)
Adagio - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!! 5's Loved it!
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
*Looks in own mirror. Mirror cracks from side to side. No need to ask the Snowwhite question for the 555:th time*
jango - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks for the votes and feedback. Guess I struck a nerve with the aging thing. The bruise will go away soon.
Phil Alexander - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm... slightly different from my own recent take on this song ;-) Incidentally, the comment about poison oak paste is akin to Botox - after all, that's short for Botulinus toxin.. Nice one.
jango - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll have to look for your song, sorry if mine's similar. When I'm jogging, the rhythm of my pace sometimes hypnotizes me into a song or poem, and it's usually a children's song, so I mutate it to amuse myself.

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