So great was our doggie in the window,
She grabbed me and shagged me, right there
Yes, great was that doggie in the window
Exhibited our love affair..

She said, "Let's have doggie in the window"
Inside of the West Mall pet shop
The wild public sex was a turn on,
So much, made my second hand stop..

A "Ten" was our doggie in the window
She wiggled her wagglely tail
Ten men watched us doggie in the window
Till cops came and took us to jail..

Performed between rabbits and a kitten
Right next to a parrot that talked
Beside us, a bowl of little fishies,
"Go get a room!" that parrot squawked..

Some trip was our doggie in the window
A literal lay in the hay..
The store wants us back there, next Friday
They sold every pet on that day

Much fun was our doggie in the window
And well worth the fine we must pay..
Shop owner says come back next Friday
He sold every pet on that day..

He sold every pet on that day..