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Song Parodies -> "Doggie In The Window"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"

Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Doggie In The Window"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Credit goes to Merry and Pippin for their parody, entitled: "I'm watching a doggie in a video"..But theirs is about real dogs
So great was our doggie in the window,
She grabbed me and shagged me, right there
Yes, great was that doggie in the window
Exhibited our love affair..

She said, "Let's have doggie in the window"
Inside of the West Mall pet shop
The wild public sex was a turn on,
So much, made my second hand stop..

A "Ten" was our doggie in the window
She wiggled her wagglely tail
Ten men watched us doggie in the window
Till cops came and took us to jail..

Performed between rabbits and a kitten
Right next to a parrot that talked
Beside us, a bowl of little fishies,
"Go get a room!" that parrot squawked..

Some trip was our doggie in the window
A literal lay in the hay..
The store wants us back there, next Friday
They sold every pet on that day

Much fun was our doggie in the window
And well worth the fine we must pay..
Shop owner says come back next Friday
He sold every pet on that day..

He sold every pet on that day..

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Phil Alexander - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
what mental love how you can make something dirty out of something SO innocent wuthout even changing the title...bravo !
Ann Hammond - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
um, he he
< ! ! ! > - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, this is woof-proof that SEX does sell, oh so well !
AFW - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all
Invisible Boy - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
All this time and I never realized that you live in Amsterdam...
Andria - January 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, and quite amusing. AFW, although this is not at all meant to be demeaning or insulting, have you ever considered posting on Whatfreaks? I am considering posting there too, but with profanity rather than sexuality. BTW, Invisible Boy, I think that AFW lives in Ohio, thanks to a parody he wrote a while back and something I saw on InThe00s a couple of years ago. 5s.
AFW - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria: I have posted there...but it's more for the extreme down in the dirt stuff...I try to keep my sex themed writes skinning around the edges, and not all that explicit
UnKnownVotress - February 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Why thank you so, Duke 0'Edge ! !

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