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Song Parodies -> "How Rich Is That Doggie Of Leona's"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"How Rich Is That Doggie Of Leona's"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
She wears diamond rings on her tail
How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
I wonder if Trouble's for sale

Trouble was her heir, Leona Helmsley
When the "Queen of Mean" gave up her throne
You can bet that dog will not be lonesome
Heard she just bought a villa in Rome..

How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
Now bites her own mailman named Matt
How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
I'd like to have Trouble like that..

Left only five million for two grand kids
Two others got nothin' but dust
Her pet doggie, Trouble hit the jackpot
She left her twelve mill in a trust..

Dog buys her own bunnies and some kitties
To chase when she feels kinda' bored
And just got a bowl of small gold fishes
To frighten, and paw at, Oh Lord..

How rich is that doggie of Leona's (arf, arf)
Her doggie friends all are agog
Although she's not mentioned on the Forbes list (arf, arf)
She's prob'lly the world's richest dog..

I'm sure she's the world's richest dog..






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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Matthias - September 03, 2007 - Report this comment
It's not even day that a billionare dog bites me. This one was rich!
Max Power - September 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I asked Trouble if she would marry me.
AFW - September 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys...hey, a lotta' fella's have been married to dogs, and they weren't worth 12 mill, either
John Jenkins - September 03, 2007 - Report this comment
And the two grandkids who do inherit, only get the money if they visit their father's grave annually. Trouble's $s came with no strings attached, but this parody comes with a lot of 5s attached.
alvin - September 03, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the part about the dog buying its own pets...lol
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
A doggone good parody. I give it a 35... in dog points.
Andria - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
For god's sake, just put arsenic in the dog food and divvy up the money between the heirs... or sue the dog. 5-5-5

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