Song Parodies -> I Be Long To Her
| Original Song Title: | "You Belong To Me" |
| Original Performer: | Patti Page |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Be Long To Her" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I was born and made the doctor smile
Mama first named me Louise, then Lyle
Found a gal who loves a stubby style,
I Be Long To Her
High school football, when I suited up
Only wore a "Zero Zero" cup
I'm wee willied like a poodle pup,
But, I Be Long To Her
She'd be so alone without me
Don't need no enhancement pills
To cure these ills...
In the restroom, when I go to drain
Gotta' fish and hunt and get eyestrain
Prob'lly ought'a hook it on a chain
But, I Be Long To Her
Oh, I'd be so alone without her
When I'm feelin' like a dud
She' calls me "Stud"
So, why worry what an image means
No more stuffin' socks inside my jeans
Honey says it makes her kitty purr..
And, I Be Long To Her...
Yes, I Be long, and
I Belong...To....Her
Mama first named me Louise, then Lyle
Found a gal who loves a stubby style,
I Be Long To Her
High school football, when I suited up
Only wore a "Zero Zero" cup
I'm wee willied like a poodle pup,
But, I Be Long To Her
She'd be so alone without me
Don't need no enhancement pills
To cure these ills...
In the restroom, when I go to drain
Gotta' fish and hunt and get eyestrain
Prob'lly ought'a hook it on a chain
But, I Be Long To Her
Oh, I'd be so alone without her
When I'm feelin' like a dud
She' calls me "Stud"
So, why worry what an image means
No more stuffin' socks inside my jeans
Honey says it makes her kitty purr..
And, I Be Long To Her...
Yes, I Be long, and
I Belong...To....Her
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Very clever title, and as "long" as your content makes her content, that's all that matters. 5s are enough here... ("Prob'lly ought'a hook it on a chain" - ouch!)
AFW: to me, you've always been massive....ly talented when it comes to making me laugh. A humongous 555
Thanks, Red Ant..clever comments...........and thanks Kristof. The feeling is mutual, concerning your work
funny twist...i be longing to give you fives
"No more stuffin' socks inside my jeans" Getting a bit busty on us there AFW? Funny to say the least--I'm surprised actually that you aren't part of the SOTM contests over at Inthe00s (well not right now after the hack attack) but at any rate-keep it up. . . -badave
Thanks, alvin, and B.A.D.
well at least you know she loves you for your personality AFW - LOL - some very funny lines - 555
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