So much is Snoop Doggy in the News, Now (arf, arf)
Quite often, we hear some new tale
So much is Snoop Doggy in the News, Now (arf, arf)
Poor Snoopy, they sure like to nail...

Most recently nabbed in California
When asked why he had a baton
Explained that his girlfriend's a cheerleader
It was for her, he carried it on

So Much Is Snoop Doggy In The News, Now (arf arf)
Quite often we'll read some new tale
So Much Is Snoop Doggy In The News, Now (arf arf)
Poor Snoopy, they sure love to nail...

Writes and sings good rap songs, he's shown us
But, cocaine and weed he can't shrug
His real name's Cordazer Calvin Broadus
Don't call him that, you'll get a slug...

Once caught with a gun and Marijuana
For murder charge, probation set
His life's a little edgy, like his rap songs,
So, Snoop Dogg's a newsworthy pet...

So Much Is Snoop Doggy In The News, Now (arf arf)
Quite often we'll read some new tale
So Much Is Snoop Doggy In The News, Now (arf arf)
Poor Snoopy, they sure love to nail..

(arf arf)