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Song Parodies -> "Too Much Is My Doggie Lettin' Wind Go"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patti Page

Parody Song Title:

"Too Much Is My Doggie Lettin' Wind Go"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Too Much Is My Doggie Lettin' Wind Go (arf! arf!)
Should stuff a cork under his tail
I need to run the fan, open the window (arf! arf!)
I think I'll put Hank up for sale..

My minister paid me a short visit
We kneeled in a prayer, our heads bowed
Before the amen, Hank blew a big one
And I swear from his back rose a cloud..

CHORUS

At night he roams streets and dines on garbage (ruff! ruff!)
then, all day he'll pass gas and wail
I could get him locked up at the dog pound
But, he'd probably have bones for his bail..

He's house trained and don't drop any doodoo
He's neat with his food, retreives mail
The trouble is when he cuts the cheeses
And runs off to leave me inhale..

Too Much Is My Doggie Lettin' wind go (arf! arf!)
Should stuff a cork under his tail
I need to run the fan, open the window (arf! arf!)
I think I'll put Hank up for sale

I think I'll put Hank up for sale..(arf! arf!)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Red Ant - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Puppie gas, yeck! Of course he runs off, after all, how many times does the dog get blamed for one of our SBDs? heh heh 5s.
Stuart McArthur - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
"And runs off to leave me inhale"..LOL - great title, and I loved the "ruff ruff"s - 555
Johnny D - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Q: What is a vote of 5-5-5 ?

A: It's what Puppy-Blaster air-farts won for Puppy-Master Airfarcewon!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
And to think that there are people who think big business is to blame for global warming, don't they have a Rover, Fido or Rex at home?
Tommy Fartle - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Airfartsone: Are you and I really the same person? Two days in a row we hit the same topic (from the sublime to the ridiculous :). 555, but hence could we have the even greater pleasure of the AFW wit displayed anew in each chorus? This was really funny!
Ballooncall - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
555. Aww, AFW, give a dog a bean... I mean bone... Bodily gases are only natural. Just realize a dog's nose is gazillion times better than us human's, so if YOU'RE going through hell, can you imagine what Hank must be experiencing?
alvin rhodes - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
this one captured my heart
Rick C - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL funny, AFW. Great title and parody. 555
Stephen Harrington - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good, 555 beano pills. ^___^
AFW - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, and so true.............Thanks,Stuart, actually Patti's original recording included dog barks-it had (roof, roof) in the lyrics I researched, but to me that sounded more like a bark for Snoopy atop his dog house....................Thanks, Johnny--clever lines, there.... ......Thanks, Peter, I think ya' got a point, there--Global warming always sounded to me like a heating system installed in a bra................Thanks, Tommy, and I like your new last name and the middle change to mine--you're right, maybe we are just one person and neither of us realizes it--You want new lines for each repeat of the chorus? Even Patti didn't do that :)..maybe we're not the same person, after all, just twins and I'm the lazy one...............Thanks,BC--and you have a valid point there, also..............and Thanks,alvin, Rick C and Stephen
Paree Dee - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
You know it's a good parody when you giggle out loud even if no one's around to hear ! Thanks for the laughs !!
AFW - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
And thanks for the compliment, Paree
LucidLupin - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious - even my =^..^= =^..^= liked it - my fave of the day! :-D 5s
AFW - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Lucid..appreciate the vote and comment..are those your dogs?
Larry Hensley - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
This was doggone funny
AFW - April 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry
carol - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm so sorry I missed this one. I just now was able to sit down and type this message, after ROTFLMAO!!!!!! 5+

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