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Song Parodies -> "Flies Lay Their Feces"

Original Song Title:

"I Fall To Pieces"

Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"Flies Lay Their Feces"

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The Lyrics

alvin Rhodes parodied the orginal song a couple days gave me this idea
Flies lay their feces
Each time I meet my Jolene
Flies lay their feces
She just don't have good hygiene

I can't hold my breath,
Pretend nothin's wrong
And it's hard to ignore
The way her armpits pour
Streaking sweat rolling down
I can't take no more
She walks by,
And Flies lay their feces

Flies lay their feces
It's like a polka dot house
Flies lay their feces
Even on her PC mouse

She promised last night
She would take a bath
The tub is still cobwebbed
So, I can do the math
Her place would need cleanin' up
Just to be condemned
She walks by, and Flies lay their feces

She walks by, and Flies lay their feces

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, maybe this parody will inspire some entrepreneur to invent & market "Depends" for flies ... imagine the ad-campaign's slogan ...
John Barry - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
There was a young lady who wallowed in flies. Fives.
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
i'm glad to have inspired such a disgustingly amusing piece
AFW - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...and I like your idea..someone oughta' fly with it. ..he might become a huge Entremanure...or a real Diaper, magnate;. ;..........Thanks, John, another good title ya' got there....and thanks, alvin
Larry Hensley - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I also really liked this one, 5s

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