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Song Parodies -> "San Antonio Roast"

Original Song Title:

"San Antonio Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"San Antonio Roast"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In my Texas yard,
I prepare to barbecue
A feast like I've never known
Bought filet mignon
Twenty bucks a pound,
To roast..
To roast for me, all alone..

I dig out my grill
And fire up charcoal,
While taste buds tease,
On my tongue..make me drool
Fine will be this fill
Of body, and of soul,
A summer cookout, magnum cool

Roast purvey your splendor, aroma my heart
I'll love this Roast, Roast of San Antone
Succulent and tender, well done and falling apart
In fantasy, even gnaw the bone..

Broken heart, Texas teardrops flow
Now all I can do is just groan..
While I glanced away, my dog, Alamo
Consumed my Roast of San Antone

Broken heart, Texas teardrops flow
And all I can do, is just groan..
As I turned aside, my dog, Alamo
Consumed my Roast of San Antone

It's gone, my Roast of San Antone,

So long, my Roast of San Antone









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AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, to whomever voted..
2Eagle - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
That's one of my favorite songs - good parody. It makes me think of the part in A Christmas Story where the neighbors' hounds trashed their Christmas dinner and they had to go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner.
AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle...guess you're right..never thought of that..
Timmy1000 - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
My mouth was watering just reading this one; too bad about the dog.
alvin - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...funny twist at the end
AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, Timmy, and alvin
Mark Scotti - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! I thought of The Christmas Story as well. And this was WELL DONE!!!
AFW - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Mark
Leo Keough - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment
And remember the Alamo...555!!!
LittleToniBuns - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, here's a (( x )) from the ~San AntonioRd~ Trail in Silicon Valley, CA
AFW - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leo....and Little ToniBuns...and thanks for the x...

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