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Song Parodies -> "My Wayward Whim"

Original Song Title:

"The Wayward Wind"

Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"My Wayward Whim"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." -- Phyllis Diller
“My Wayward Whim”

Chorus:
I’ve a wayward whim I can’t curb or trim,
The urge will surge until I squander
My pay on porn some may find grim,
For my wayward whim, see, is S & M.

Days I run bank, nights I like a spank
Consensually done.
When not selling stocks I like ropes and locks --
“Bondage” strikes me as a witty pun.

(Chorus)

I spend ev’ry day clad in pin-striped grey,
Nights in latex leotard,
And the stripes are welts left by blows from belts
By some friend garbed as a prison guard.

(Chorus)

As I balance books I must balance looks,
Must not my togs confuse,
For my day-dress grates on my nighttime dates
And clients must never see a bruise.

(Chorus)

If those FICA folks knew I trade in strokes
With lashes it’s a cert
That they’d cite some fault and impound my vault.
They wouldn’t care, no one’s really hurt.

(Chorus)
For my wayward whim, see, is S & M.

© Stan Hall Actually, I scrapped midway thru' development a parodies that mapped this theme onto a Steve Miller Band tune ("The Joker") when this treatment sprang to mind almost intact.

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John Barry - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's a waist-wrapped whip for your jesting quips. 15 lashes.
Invisible Boy - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Well Stan...we all have our secrets. You've whipped-out another fine job here. I'll never think of stocks and bonds in quite the same way.
littleWhipCakes - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Whether a Cowboy or an accounting Gent, a man with a strong yen toward wayward whims, is always a much-welcome send ! PS: " He Called Me Baby, All Night Long " is my favorite Patsy C song; nothing wrong with that country tune!!
alvin - January 25, 2008 - Report this comment
well, ya sure put a different twist on this little number......Smiles & Merriment !
unKnownVoter - January 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, It's best to keep these desires securely under wraps!!! ~Bank of America~ might not agree with your most unKnighly behavior.

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