-> "Ovine Lovin'!"
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JOHN A. BARRY:
Cre-puscular Che-lonely-'n' testudinate 
He's kinda' nerdy, and cain't get no date
Ain't no chance in Hell, he'll ... have him-*self* a wife [N]
OLD MAN RIBBER: :
Grief, he's givin'; always causin' strife
Wankin' ain't so great!
Don't give me no harlot, airhead or man-hater
Pasture: lots of chattel
Ovine: man-kind; cater!
Out there on the prairie, I'll find poon real soon
Plen'y ta share, no marital gloom
Plen'y of lambs to grab 'n grope!
Won't break your heart, an' never say, "Nope"
Oooovine lovin': it's a win-win sleeping with the sheep
And that warm, wet wool can sure feel cool
When the wand comes; right behind, I creep
Ooooviine lovin', ev'ry night my honey lamb and I 
Gather 'mong the flock and interlock
Ache, end: crazy circle-jerkin' guy!
We know: won't be long, we'll be banned
But my hand got so strong, can't withstand!
So when I say,
YESSS! A rippin' fine ol' lay!
I'm really sayin'
It's so divine, ovine lovin',
Ovine lovin, ¡olé! 
Ohhhh, those women! Lost my mind! Feet, sweepin'? I was daft
Di-vorce lawyer: creep! I'm in hock, deep
She: urani-um; I get the shaft!
Ver-bose women: Ev'ry night: "Talk feelings, you and I" (boring, quite!) 
Though she wants to talk, at boobs, I gawk
Thinkin: ways to work a little thigh
Don't know how much longer, can stand
So a trip to the farm, I have planned!
(pasture, go!) (ewe, you know) (find the flock!) (wool-in, sock!) (Thai'me to rock!) (ply, Bangkok!) 
I'll hear sheep say,
Baaa! And fin'lly "have my way"
She's never brayin;
Let's intertwine, ovine darlin'!
Madly matin' my way!
(Women?) (Frickin'-) (never) (lickin'!) (Flockin'?) (Trickin'!)
We know: gals, belong: upper hand
Wedding band? Say "so long": your demand!
My aches, allay,
Whoa! It's "Independence Day"!
Guys: oughta try mutton ruttin'
Ovine lovin', Hurray!
They'll -- lay -- you - an- -y -- day
 No. I don't have any idea what that means, either. Ask John -- he's always sayin' stuff like that, high-falutin' words 'n all....
(Sorry about changing intro rhyme scheme from ABAB to AABB, but these lines, coming from these characters, were sooo perfect for both the situation and TOS match/switches, that the scheme change was the only way to get them to scan to TOS.)
[N] New term: "homophonojuxtapalliteration" (Hell, he'll) ... *almost*, anyway. :-)
 No need to change one word of *this* OS line! (after the first, of course)
 (Spanish) - "Yay!"
 As if TT had any right to complain of someone's verbosity...
 Speaking of , Fun Fact:
Bangkok, capital of Thailand, translates as "City of Angels". Hey, so does "Los Angeles"! (Is that why so many Thais sever their thais and move there?) Ahh, the rewards of researching before writing...
Original name of Los Angeles, at founding in 1781 by a Spanish governor: "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles del Río de Porciúncula (The Village of Our Lady, the Queen of the Angels of the river of Porciúncula ). TT already knew that. How *have* you managed to get along in life this far *without* knowing that? ;-) ... and would you like TT to pour, sí, un cola?
(Good thing the Spanish Inquisition ended in 1834, or TT would be racked for his Spanish Exposition.)
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