I write my lyrics in the moonlight
I write my songs in the dark
Too many lyrics in my eyes
It's just The Godfather now for me

I make mine a new CD
Listen to 'Everything Must Go'
If I can slash my eyesight tonight
(bridge)
I love my life like disposable nappies
If I do, I'll kill myself
I love myself right on the dole
A day with me is just a day in bed
I wish Sandi Toksvig would eat shite
I just can't stand her for Wimbledon
I just can't replace her with Hitler

Tonight, I'm a rock n' roll song

I like my Matchbox 20
I can't stand 3 Doors Down
My own songs better than them
I also like Train
I can't stand Umphrey's McGee

I am just a Muse kid now, youll see

I live myself in Massachusetts
I love myself in Bournemouth
I wish I smoked more marijuana
A day in the life like Beck Hansen
I like myself to Steffi Graff
Monica Seles is a lying ho
(Reverse)
In my mind, you are the zebra
The zebra crossing is a Essex twat

Tonight, I'm a rock n roll song
Tonight, I'm a rock n roll song

I live myself better than you
Nobody's gonna write 'Name' anymore

I live myself in Africa
I am now from Plymouth
Yes you're right, Ayn Rand is a twat
I live myself like Art Garfunkel
Not Johnny Mathis
Tonight's the night for my new tunes

When I write myself a Green Day song
I think I say it's always 'Longview'
A night with me and Billie Joe Armstrong
I live myself like Eric Clapton
With a drop of rum up his ass
In my head, I know I'll feel
In my beds, I sing myself 'Range Life'

Tonight, I'm an rock n roll song
Tonight, I'm an rock n roll song
Tonight, I'm an rock n roll song
Tonight, I'm an rock n roll song

I'm not death metal
I'm not death metal
I'm not death metal
I'm not death metal