Today is Lady Gaga's day when she's going to start her tour
And by now she should've somehow realised what's she going to sing
I don't believe if anybody feels the way I do
About her now
Backstreet, the word is up her ass
And i'll gather she likes it or not
Oasis, the band of the 90s are not going to die a death
I don't see if Lady Gaga feels the way I do about fashion

And all the ways I like to read are windy
And all the ways I like to sing are bendy
There are many readers that
would like to say we do but I don't sing how

Cos Gaga
you're going to be the one who annoys me
And after all
You're my monsterball

The times I know they are a'changing like 1,2,3,4
I count in many language if you know if i like Taiwan
I don't believe in anybody feels the way we do about me now
and all the secrets I keep are bendy
and all the footballs I play with are too old
There are many things that I would like to see we do but I can't sing why

Cos Gaga
You're going to be the one who annoys me
And after all
You're my monsterball

Cos Gaga
You're going to be the one who annoys me
You're going to be the one who annoys me
And after all
You're my monsterball

But Gaga (But Gaga)
You're going to be the one who annoys me (annoys me)
You're going to be the one who annoys me (annoys me)
You're going to be the one who annoys me (annoys me)
And after all
You're my monsterball