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Song Parodies -> "Hit Just As Hard"

Original Song Title:

"Come As you Are"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nirvana

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Just As Hard"

Parody Written by:

Diana

The Lyrics

I'm just bored. It's the first time when I see the lyrics and I've never listened to it. So, you tell me if the pacing is... terrible :))
Hit
Just as hard
As you can
As I want you to do
You're no friend
You're no friend
Though I'll have to sue you
Use your strength
Come on
Revenge is your
one voodoo
Rite, my hell,
You're no friend
So I will swear you
You ouch
You ouch
You ouch

Hit
Throw me down
Try to kill
I don't need you to feel
You're no friend
What the hell
I'll hit you back yay
Back ouch
Back ouch
Back ouch

But I swear
I do have a gun
That I invented, hun,
It'll pentetrate your lung.

Uh-oh you ouch
Uh-oh you ouch
Uh-oh you ouch
Uh-oh you ouch (I own a gun)

And I beg
You hit just as hard
Yeah hit just as hard
Yeah hit just as hard
Hit me just as hard

{As you can -- Ouch!}
{As you can -- Ouch!}

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

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Red Ant - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Your pacing isn't terrible here but the rhyming is off a bit. This is one of the few Nirvana songs that downloaded lyrics are nearly perfect on. Perhaps the hardest word in the song to pace/rhyme is "memoria" which is sung as "MeMoreee...ah", and using multiple short words as you did just doesn't work here. While I personally never make a parody unless I have heard the OS that aspect of writing is up to you, but I'll caution you that w/o hearing the OS and searching for accurate lyrics the next one you do in this fashion may get butchered pacing-wise.

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