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Song Parodies -> "Cows Don't Like Me"
Original Song Title:
"How You Remind Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nickelback
Parody Song Title:
"Cows Don't Like Me"
Parody Written by:
John Spoof
The Lyrics
Never made it as a crop man
I couldn't cut the grass or be farming
Tired of caring for all these animals
I'm sick of the smell and I'm feeling
Just a bit of drowsiness
These cows don't like me
Cause I hate them
These cows don't like me
Cause I hate them
It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
I hated those cows since coming
Right over to this putrid farm
And it must have been so bad
When that cow in Chicago set the fire and off went the alarm
And these cows don't like me
And I hate them too
And these cows don't like me
And I hate them too
It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Never wanted to be a farmer
Never wanted to be in the city with stealing
Still I hate all of these cows
These cows don't like me
These cows don't like me
And I hate them all
These cow's don't like me
And I hate them all
It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream
Moo, moo
They never stop mooing [3x]
I couldn't cut the grass or be farming
Tired of caring for all these animals
I'm sick of the smell and I'm feeling
Just a bit of drowsiness
These cows don't like me
Cause I hate them
These cows don't like me
Cause I hate them
It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
I hated those cows since coming
Right over to this putrid farm
And it must have been so bad
When that cow in Chicago set the fire and off went the alarm
And these cows don't like me
And I hate them too
And these cows don't like me
And I hate them too
It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Never wanted to be a farmer
Never wanted to be in the city with stealing
Still I hate all of these cows
These cows don't like me
These cows don't like me
And I hate them all
These cow's don't like me
And I hate them all
It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream
Moo, moo
They never stop mooing [3x]
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i don't have a comment
well if you didn't have a comment then why did you leave one?
That's like saying, 'hey, I'm ignoring you'. :D
..or "This page intentionally left blank" ;-)
Boy that last comment made lots of sense. That's like saying:
Do you walk to work or take your lunch?:
or:
Is it cheaper to NYC or by bus?
Do you walk to work or take your lunch?:
or:
Is it cheaper to NYC or by bus?
Moo.
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Who let the cows out?
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Who let the cows out?
Moooooo
Sir, when all else fails, try Goats, Sir !
I liked it. Very clever and well paced. 555's
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