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Song Parodies -> "Cows Don't Like Me"

Original Song Title:

"How You Remind Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Cows Don't Like Me"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Never made it as a crop man
I couldn't cut the grass or be farming
Tired of caring for all these animals
I'm sick of the smell and I'm feeling
Just a bit of drowsiness
These cows don't like me
Cause I hate them
These cows don't like me
Cause I hate them

It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo

I hated those cows since coming
Right over to this putrid farm
And it must have been so bad
When that cow in Chicago set the fire and off went the alarm

And these cows don't like me
And I hate them too
And these cows don't like me
And I hate them too

It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo

Never wanted to be a farmer
Never wanted to be in the city with stealing
Still I hate all of these cows
These cows don't like me
These cows don't like me
And I hate them all
These cow's don't like me
And I hate them all

It's just that when I was young
I was lack toast and tolerant
This time I'm leaving
Cause I hate dairy and thing dat are milky
Calcium keeps your bones strong
But I could freak from on milk bottle
These dairy products in my head
cows love cheese, milk, yogurt and ice cream

Moo, moo
They never stop mooing [3x]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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michelle - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
i don't have a comment
Reptone - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
well if you didn't have a comment then why did you leave one?
Guy - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
That's like saying, 'hey, I'm ignoring you'. :D
Phil - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
..or "This page intentionally left blank" ;-)
Guy - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Boy that last comment made lots of sense. That's like saying:

Do you walk to work or take your lunch?:

or:

Is it cheaper to NYC or by bus?
]:o - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Moo.
Static - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
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Who let the cows out?
Jim - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Moooooo
LadyMoo - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, when all else fails, try Goats, Sir !
A. Guest - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked it. Very clever and well paced. 555's

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