Song Parodies -> "The Anti-Christmas Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

"The Anti-Christmas Song"

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The Lyrics

i'm nuts...push me and i'll open fire
buckshot ripping off your nose
stop those carols...cheering up ain't required
you folks just go ahead and blow
i hate people so
these jerks i just don't want to know
helpless apes, that aren't so bright
tiny thoughts from a mind that works slow
i find it hard to stand the sight
don't care if someone goes or stays
don't give a whit for pals or buddies...go away
or even worse, a child
they'll only cry
if they're a pain, here...out the door...they will fly
i know i'm stubborn, if not simply crazed
but i'm so very tired of you
you know i feel dread
manic times
manic days
i hate christmas
PU

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Yoidy - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Smooth, croonin' misanthropy!

Paul Robinson - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

I second that...and raise you a "Bah, Humbug"...HAR! 5's ~ ~ ~

alvin rhodes - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks yoidy and paul

Tommy Turtle - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

You weren't by any chance in Dallas around Nov. 22, 1963, were ya? ... "manic times manic days" -- very clever. Don't shoot, here're your Fives... hope it's just a parody and your holiday is happy, or at least that the meds kick in :)

p. s. Re your very kind request for more from moi, an irate response to today's news from Duke, NC has already been submitted for whenever the next update is.

AFW - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Probably reflects the mood of too many, out there..good work

Johnny D - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

EBENEZER RHODES! EBENEZER RHOOOOOOOODES! HERE ARE YOUR FIIIIIIIVES! (just reprising my role as Jacob Marley last year!)

Meriadoc - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Some prozac in your stocking... :-)

alvin rhodes - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment

thanks tommy AFW johnny and merrychristmas

PMS - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Five lumps of Cole!

Spaff.com - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment

Perfect, Alvin. I've long wanted to do a "Christmas Song" parody, but it's one of those that requires so many soundalike subs that it's kept me away. (I never got much further than "jackoffs" for "Jack Frost.") But you nailed every sub while maintaining the continuity and piling on the humor. Classic! Brilliant! Awesome! Other superlatives!

Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment

You're a mean one, Mr. Rhodes, but here's your fives anyway.

Ravyn Rant - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh, thank you...I can't tell you how refreshing this was to read after nearly two months of Christmas music.

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