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Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

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The Lyrics

That's all I see
On my I.D.
When the telephone begins to ring
Sure as shucks, it's telemarketing
Day in, day out, I'm on their route

Hides who they are
Cell phones, mortgage loans
Insuring car..
Everything there is that's saleable
Hey, if they are Unavailable,
Maybe I am Unavailable, too...

No number shown
Guess they never will
Leave me alone..
Surveys, toupees,
Brochures mailable..
But, if they are Unavailable,
Maybe I Am Unavailable, too...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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PMS - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm making three fives available to you
NATure King COLEslaw - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
This was unfuggetttable!
Natalie - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Rings true!
AFW - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS, Mr. Coleslaw, and Natalie
Lionel Mertens - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder what made you think of this one? Oh well it doesn't matter. 5's
AFW - November 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I wondered what you meant,, I checked "Search"...which I guess I should have done at first........My apologies to Steve Kalafut...I see he already used this title and idea....and I see I commented on his entry last Spring...Sorry, Steve...unintentional, I assure you
Lionel Mertens - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, and by the way, Lionel....just out of curiosity, since I heard from you instead of Steve...would that be another name you post under ?
alvin rhodes - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
tis a lovely thing to be

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