Song Parodies -> "Metamucil"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Metamucil"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Metamucil, Metamucil, magic powder
Filters fibre through our colon constantly
On completion, each secretion makes us prouder
Nature's answer to irregularity..

We are glad we had a tad of Metamucil
When the doctor checks our bowel movement chart
Comes in plain, comes in orange, or a cookie
We'll see pookie, when we lookie..
"Cause the brush of Rembrandt, Metamucil
Paints a little soft roped, lovely work of art

Always glad we had a tad of Metamucil
When our doctor checks our bowel movement chart
Comes in plain, comes in orange, or a cookie
There'll be pookie, when we lookie..
'Cause the brush of Rembrandt, Metamucil
Paints that little soft roped, lovely work of art

Metamucil....Metamucil

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Rick C - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Funny as hell, AFW! 555+

2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Poetic. You won't need that if you eat frijoles.

alvin rhodes - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

strangely elegant

Agrimorfee - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Never Metamucil that I did like. 555

John Barry - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Mega-mirthful!

Jeff Reuben - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

There's no stopping you on this one! Well done.

Peregrin - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

This one 'flowed' really well, AFW :)

Rex - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Glad you squirted this one out! Enjoyed!

AFW - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, to Rick C., 2Eagle, alvin, agrimorfee, John,Jeff, Peregrin, and Rex..

Johnny D - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment

5s, and-------AHHHHhhhhhhhh.......

Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment

LMAO! and what alvin said - classic toilet humour of the highest degree, AFW - 555

Kristof Robertson - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment

"Comes in plain, comes in orange, or a cookie
We'll see pookie, when we lookie..
Absolute classic, AFW. I'm sure there's an ad agency out there waiting to snap up up...555

AFW - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, Johnny D, Stuart, and Kristof..

TJC - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment

You definitely deserve a high colonic, but all I have to offer are these 5's!

AFW - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, TJC

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