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Song Parodies -> "Metamucil"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Metamucil"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Metamucil, Metamucil, magic powder
Filters fibre through our colon constantly
On completion, each secretion makes us prouder
Nature's answer to irregularity..

We are glad we had a tad of Metamucil
When the doctor checks our bowel movement chart
Comes in plain, comes in orange, or a cookie
We'll see pookie, when we lookie..
"Cause the brush of Rembrandt, Metamucil
Paints a little soft roped, lovely work of art

Always glad we had a tad of Metamucil
When our doctor checks our bowel movement chart
Comes in plain, comes in orange, or a cookie
There'll be pookie, when we lookie..
'Cause the brush of Rembrandt, Metamucil
Paints that little soft roped, lovely work of art

Metamucil....Metamucil

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Rick C - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny as hell, AFW! 555+
2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Poetic. You won't need that if you eat frijoles.
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
strangely elegant
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Never Metamucil that I did like. 555
John Barry - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Mega-mirthful!
Jeff Reuben - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
There's no stopping you on this one! Well done.
Peregrin - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
This one 'flowed' really well, AFW :)
Rex - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad you squirted this one out! Enjoyed!
AFW - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Rick C., 2Eagle, alvin, agrimorfee, John,Jeff, Peregrin, and Rex..
Johnny D - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, and-------AHHHHhhhhhhhh.......
Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO! and what alvin said - classic toilet humour of the highest degree, AFW - 555
Kristof Robertson - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
"Comes in plain, comes in orange, or a cookie
We'll see pookie, when we lookie..
Absolute classic, AFW. I'm sure there's an ad agency out there waiting to snap up up...555
AFW - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D, Stuart, and Kristof..
TJC - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
You definitely deserve a high colonic, but all I have to offer are these 5's!
AFW - August 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC

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