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Song Parodies -> "The Most Stupid Misheard Christmas Song, Ever"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"The Most Stupid Misheard Christmas Song, Ever"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Chet's nuts roasting on a propane fire
Jack's tossed cookies on your toes
Ewell ties Carol, being swung by a wire
And Sid's dressed up in Esther's clothes

Every bloody nose
A turn key and some missile dough
Alps dew makes the sea, sun bright
Tater Tots, with some fries, all to go
Will finds retarded sheep, tonight..

Hugh knows that Sam is on the way
He's loaded..
Likes to get his goodies, anus way
And every mugger's child has got a sty
Who cares if grain steers
Really eat wheat or rye?

And So, I'm coughin' up
Some phlegm these days
Like kids who have a nanny do
I know, skin's been shed
Minnie rhymes, Minnie waves.
Mary cries much,
do you?

Mary cries much,
do you?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 5   8

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alvin rhodes - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i think someone needs a hearing aid for christmas...this is one of the best 'misheard parodies" i've seen
AFW - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...appreciate your comment...and funny you should say that, cause, actually, I wear a hearing aid
Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I love misheard parodies. I'll probably eventually need a hearing aid myself, every man in my family has had one once they get to 65 or so. Fifes.
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
555, is good.
PMS - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Best mis-heard lyrics I've ever seen. Especially liked "Tater tots...retarded sheep tonight"! And "get his goodies anus way" made me LMAO
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
On the 4th day before Christmas, Pacholek gave to you... five golden points!
Rod W - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
What a hoot!!
AFW - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, ears to ya'.....Thanks,Step-chan.....Thanks, PMS, always appreciate you comments....Thanks,Michael...appreciate those golden points of light...Thanks, Rod W.....for your comment
carol - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
what a total scream 555
ryan - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
U suck

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