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Song Parodies -> "Fat Saul"

Original Song Title:

"That's All"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Saul"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

To be born, they had to make his mom a zipper
When her water broke, was like Niagara Falls
The doctor fainted first,
Soon followed by the nurse,
Fat Saul, Fat Saul

Fully grown, he's got more blubber than Shamu has
Can't go near a barn, they shove him in a stall
Don't need to have a clone,
He is twins on his own,
Fat Saul, Fat Saul

To lose weight, he once called Jerry Springer
They had to tear a wall down from the house
You may think that's bad, but here's the zinger,
They had to tear down two walls for his spouse...

When he says, "Let's roll" he literally means it,
Cause he's six feet wide and only five feet tall
At first glance he appears
To be a giant ball with ears,
Fat Saul, Fat Saul...

When he passed away last year there was a problem
Every cemetery plot was way too small
And no coffin was that wide,
So, they had to sub-divide,
Fat Saul, Fat Saul...

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norman the k - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm overweight myself, but this was hilarious!!!
AFW - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Norman...just in jest, not meant to offend the OW
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
the "Let's Roll" line was a winner, AFW - 555
AFW - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart...about that term...wasn't sure about using it...since it's associated with 9-11...It's almost sacredly untouchable.

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