Chest rubs dosing claims by Britol Meyer,
Stops snot dripping out your nose.
You'll find virals in your lungs burn like fire,
This flu has got you stressin' so.

When the body goes all jerky you're a mess you know,
This flu season's such a fright.
Stymied shots 'cause supplies are so low,
Flu makes it hard to sleep tonight.

You just can't stand to feel this way,
Nose loaded snots, oh boy, and boogies grab the spray.
And ev'ry little while you'll think you'll die
Can't get your drain clear nearly blew out your eye.

Knocked your olfac'try right out of phase,
Your temper'ture's one hundred two.
Although you feel dead,
You'll be fine, be okay,
Spendin' Christmas with flu.

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Knocked your olfac'try right out of phase,
Your temper'ture's one hundred two.
Although you feel dead,
You'll be fine, be okay,
Spendin' Christmas with flu.