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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 18. Delicious Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 18. Delicious Song"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

made myself hungry writing this one! please enjoy!
Nat King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he! and so, he recorded this OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_G8RZ5-yUU
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
root beer sipping, eat cheetos
Freshley cake bells, being downed by the package
egg yolks and hummus, with fritos

everybody knows a turkey sub and donut holes
help to end this night just right
tater tots, homemade chili in bowl
will make it hard to sleep, tonight

and now a pizza's on it's way
it's topped with lots of meat & veggies, cheesy taste
I'd like to super-size, enlarge my fries
and I am getting a real craving for pie

and so, while you complain, of winter weight
you've gained 5 pounds? I've 92!
my face has been fed, many times, many ways
with delicious fried food

and so, while you complain, of winter weight
you've gained 5 pounds? I've 92!
my face has been fed, many times, many ways
with delicious baked goods
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Agrimorfee - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
I especially loved the "tater tots" and "5 pounds...92" lines. The rhymes are what made this great. 555
Rob Arndt - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, you may just make 200 this year! 555!
Jonathan - December 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - thank you! ya know, believe it or not, the "Tater Tots" line is what I built this parody on! immediately thought of that as a sub to "tiny tots" from the original, and thought "mmm... tater tots..." then I thought "yeah, I could probably make a parody off of that!"
Rob - thanks again, old chap!
hope you're all having as much fun reading these, as I am writing them!

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