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Song Parodies -> "Eight Worst Nights (The Anti-Christmas Song)"

Original Song Title:

"The Chrismas Song"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Eight Worst Nights (The Anti-Christmas Song)"

Parody Written by:

Josh Taylor Stingray

The Lyrics

Church bells burning on an open fire
Pit bulls biting on your toes
Yuletide sweaters being hung by the door
And folks just smell like eskimos
Everybody knows, a jockey and some whistle blows
Help to make the season right

Tiny Tim with his eyes all wrong
Will find it hard to see at night
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of guns and missles on his sleigh
And every mothers child is gonna die
To see if reindeers really know how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple price
Sell kids at fourteen ninety-two
Although it's been said many crimes, many gays
Many thanks to you

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David Chrenko - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
A, B, C, or D: A) You are either 14 years of age, or younger B) Your medication needs to be refilled C) You need to find a forum where racism is welcomed. Eskimos, you may be surprised to learn, generally don't smell odorous (or live in igloos, for that matter ) - but do often own computers - would not appreciate your rude comments. D) You need to find a forum where religious intolerance is welcomed. Christians, and other people of faith - who you may be equally surprised to learn, contribute to this website - would not find the image of church bells burning to be amusing (where church bells are burning, churches are burning). I believe I'm safe in saying they are not welcomed here.
Claude Prez - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
But the pacing was spot on.
Tim Hall - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
By the way, Eskimos are usually called Inuits
Jedi Master Stimpy - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Listen, David Chrenko. I've Been taking some Ritalin, Zoloft, and Viagra. For Your Information, Eskimos don't have computers, but they wear Yuletide sweaters and folks in America smell like them. You should also know that we need church bells to burn 'cause every mother's child are abandoned out in the streets, freezing to death. Maybe Eskimos would like to buy pit bulls so they can come to your door and let them bite on your toes. .
David Chrenko - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Huh?

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