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Song Parodies -> "Gonorrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

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The Lyrics

Gonorrhea, Gonorrhea,
You have caught it,
Caught it from some lady
With illicit style...
'Cause you failed to
Wrap your Willy
When you bought it,
You must go and see
A doctor for a while...

Here you'll lea-rn
Why your urin-
ing's been painful..
Learn the cause is like applause,
They call it "Clap"
Pills and creams, weaker streams
From that whore step..
Since you poked there,
You're provoked there,
Fight the storm, till you heal
Next time you're booty thirsty,
Watch what well you tap

Next time you're booty thirsty,
Watch what well you tap

Gonorrhea, Gonorrhea..

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Porfle Popnecker - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
"Clap"-ping for this parody.
John Barry - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
A koan: what is the sound of one gland clapping?
Barry J. Mitchel - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Best line "Learn the cause is like applause" deserves an encore "whore step."
AFW - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Porfle, John, and Barry
unKnownVo - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
! ! !
AFW - March 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah yes, the three ex-clams...thanks, known unknown vo....

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