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Song Parodies -> "The Geek Nerd Song (Chess Nuts Playing By An Open Fire)"
Original Song Title:
"The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)"
Original Performer:
Nat King Cole
Parody Song Title:
"The Geek Nerd Song (Chess Nuts Playing By An Open Fire)"
Parody Written by:
sloatead
The Lyrics
not bad, considering I wrote it in less than an hour
Chess nuts playing by an open fire
Math geeks picking at their nose
Girls named Carol popping zits in the choir
And Fay dressed like an eskimo
Everybody knows that Tony has a boyfriend, Moe
Helen isn't very bright
Tiny Tom with his red eyes aglow
Will roll a dandy spliff tonight
They know the principal is gay
He's gonna hand detentions out to Bob and Jay
And in the boy's room, pervs are gonna spy
To see if Pam has a tattoo on her thigh
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To nerds from twelve to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Here's a wedgie for you
Math geeks picking at their nose
Girls named Carol popping zits in the choir
And Fay dressed like an eskimo
Everybody knows that Tony has a boyfriend, Moe
Helen isn't very bright
Tiny Tom with his red eyes aglow
Will roll a dandy spliff tonight
They know the principal is gay
He's gonna hand detentions out to Bob and Jay
And in the boy's room, pervs are gonna spy
To see if Pam has a tattoo on her thigh
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To nerds from twelve to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Here's a wedgie for you
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Time well spent, Sloated. Love the punchline!
Melhi's right. The punchline was great but so was the rest.
You've pretty much captured my Christmas spirit
Excellent and well done!!! This rocks. Great originality with the characters that you inserted, ie 'chestnuts' vs 'chess nuts' "Carol' vs 'carol' I love this sort of thing. Makes for great parody. Keep on writin'.
DUDE! how'd you think of this
Here's five more wedgies for you.
Really good job!
Great work man.
Been reading Winesburg Ohio...?
Great job. But you're supposed to say, "Not bad considering I wrote it in thirty-eight seconds"; that's way more impressive
This was friggin' hilarious!!! I loved it, and like others said, those characters fit right in with the song, and it all turns out to be a funny little story.
Just found this one. Excellent job.
That shit righ therrrr is off the chain
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