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Song Parodies -> "Mona Lisa"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

Recent studies by experts claim the model for Mona Lisa was of masculine gender.
Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa,
News has changed you
They say you're no lady, just a slender man
This new gender, some now render,
Rearranged you..
Guess to fool us all was Leonardo's plan

They say your eyes hold the secret, Mona Lisa
Hidden in that gaze, an S, and L, the hitch..
Experts claim bold new facts do not lie there,
And show why there,
You're a guy there..
Like all lads, your gonads, Mona Lisa,
Swing from chassis,
You're a sassy drag queen bitch

(Head scratching interlude)

Sweet sly smile was meant for lover, Leonardo
To the bedroom, shortly after, you'd depart
Shattered dreams of us straight guys who loved you
Now must lie here,
Zipped up fly here..
Lovely form, but abnorm-, Mona Lisa,
A false, impressionistic, bonely work of art
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Patrick - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Leonardo's "David" has attracted a lot of speculation, as has the Apostle John in "The Last Supper". Oh well, as Jim Nabor's "Gomer Pyle" would say, "Surprise! Surprise!".
Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Pete - WOW! In the words of Johnny Carson, "I didn't know that." I DO know that the song Mona Lisa was written by Livingston and Evans (Silver Bells), who won three oscars for Best Original Song in a film (in fact, for Mona Lisa in 1950). Nice job. ;D
Pete - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Gracias, amigos
Dave W. - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
hmmmmm...So it's a....Man-a-Lisa.......??? A parody work of art... for the eyes of the beer-holder .....Thanks Pete

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