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Song Parodies -> "Bowl of Miso"

Original Song Title:

"Mona Lisa"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Bowl of Miso"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Miso is a traditional Japanese soup that pairs well with sushi and many other fine foods. It is pronounced MEE-soh.
Bowl of miso, bowl of miso
Full of tofu
Taste so warm and luscious with a sushi pile
You’re not phony like baloney
Or that fake food
You’re my bowl of miso, shamelessly I smile

Don’t you try to take my lovely bowl of miso
Or you’ll likely pay with gently broken arm
Petty schemes will bring wrath to your instep
Practice bone care
You should be scared
You’ve been warned, don’t you steal bowl of miso

Soup beguiles, makes heart a flutter,
Bowl of miso
With fresh fish, my tasty ride to heaven starts
If the day has been fraught with some missteps
Soup will bring care,
And I’ll ree-pair
Keeps me warm, mass appeals, bowl of miso
So don’t withhold its brothy goodness from my heart
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Wild Child JIN - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Ah! The art of Japanese confectionary cooking. :-D 5's Great Work!
Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Warren - Ah so...nice! ;D
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
I'll order a bowl of that with the 555 luncheon special..
Barry J. Mitchel - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
WB: I can't vote until you supply the miso-ing last line of the 2nd stanza. A typo?
AFW - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Not much for oriental food..but this is quite tasty
WarrenB - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Yikes! Me so sorry to leave out the phrase, and thanks for catching it Mr. Mitchell. And the last line on the second stanza shall read:

'Or justly I will bop you, till you call for mom'

To WCJ, OMR, MS, and AFW, I thank you very much (ITUVM). And a special thanks to JohnB for posting his version yesterday, which sparked the thought for this ditty. Soup's on!
John Barry - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Me so enjoying this.
Christie Marie M - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Me like miso and udon and soba and sushi! Any type of Japanese food makes me hungry. Here's 555 more bowls to fill ya!
WarrenB - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Gracias, JohnB and Christie. Would you like some soy sauce that?
Z - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment

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