Song Parodies -> "I'm Tipsy"

Original Song Title:

"The Gypsy"

Original Performer:

"I'm Tipsy"

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The Lyrics

In a neighborhood bar
Suckin suds from a jar,
I'm tipsy
Helps me plan for the future
And drives away all my fears
Every night I'm here tight
Blood shot eyes, and blurred sight,
So tipsy..
You can tell at a glance,
That I've lost at romance,
But cheers..
Just look at my hands they're shaking
I've chugged down a barrel of brew
Since my love said, time to go, dear
Drink, stink, and clink, is what I do..
Yes, I'll come here again,
'Cause I wanna' stay stoned
And tipsy
Till my lover says, "Lou,
Gonna' come home to you,
Today."

Bartender chimes out, it's last call
Bubbles my fishbowl to the brim
Evaluates me, one fast call..
I owe the taxi..fare..to him...
But I'll come here again,
'Cause I gotta' stay stoned
And tipsy
Till my baby says, "Lou,
Kick the booze, and with you,
I'll stay.."

Till my baby says, "Lou,
Dump the suds, and with you,
I'll stay.."

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LadyNorCAL - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment

go easy on the brew, Sir L'AIR and do have a happy 4th oJulHigh ! . . . it's quarter o three and no one in the place . . just you & me . . . Can you make the music easy & saaaaaad . . . . So, settin' up Joe and make it one for my baby, and one more for the road . . . . that lonnnnnng road .

AFW - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks. LCC...and hope your Fourth is tops, too

Andria - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Excellent job, AFW, and your words fit the tune and tone of the OS nicely. As I've said before, I always listened to Nat King Cole, Cab Calloway, Al Jolson, Frank Sinatra and the like, as well as 60s and 70s oldies, on my grandfather's 78rpm records and 8-tracks when most of my friends were rotting their brains to the Macarena, Ricky Martin, boy bands and the like on stolen CDs. 5s, and hope you have a great 4th. I certainly will. (You, too, LCC.) :-)

Christie Marie M - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment

Tippin' ya over...with 5's!

Guy - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment

Farce - I really like imbibing parodies and I like what you've done with this. The mellow tone of Nat against this sad drunk is just so appropriate. Here's one beer short of a six pack for ya.

Now for my accolades you must bear some punishing bar pun type jokes:

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road

AFW - July 03, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, Andria, Christie, and Guy..those are some funny one-liners...are any of these your original jokes...? I think I like the last one best

Guy - July 04, 2010 - Report this comment

Farce - I wish. I must admit that I - picked them up along the way. But I do have quite of few originals. Of these there is nary a one. I liked them so I thought I'd pass them along as I know you like this sort of thing on your parody page.

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