Song Parodies -> "Incompatible"

Original Song Title:

"Unforgettable"

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Original Performer:

"Incompatible"

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The Lyrics

Incompatible,
That's what we were
Incompatible,
As him and her..

You grew tired of sexual things with me
Our old brand of sex lost zings with me
Passion before,
Turned into a chore...

Incompatible,
We dangled on
Tho' romance was dead
Excitement gone...

Like a baseball pitch, unbattable
You got fat, and I, a fatter bull
Guess that's why we're
Incompatible, now

~interlude~

Incompatible,
Our lives became
Incompatible,
Two shots..no aim

Couldn't keep your eyeballs off the "Soaps"
So, I ricocheted and golfed the slopes
Out with the boys,
You O.D.'d on soys...

Incompatible,
Were grounds of need
Incompatible,
The judge agreed...

Went headbare, you preferred hattable,
I liked mute, you became chattable
Our divorce reads
Incompatible, now

Our divorce reads
Incompatible, now

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Fiddlegirl - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Now I'm depressed... ;) [Love your "out of the box" concepts, AFW. 555!]

Old Man Ribber - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Incomparable! ;D

adagio - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Good one!! (Sounds familiar - not the parody though)

Phil Nelson - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Unbelievable, that's what this is, 5's

Meriadoc - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Especially like 'chattable'

AFW - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, everyone

malcolm higgins - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment

damn. sounds too sad to be funny but it's hilarious.. like my first wife..lol especially the bull bit..lol lol

Tommy Turtle - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment

Seems like *everyone's" been there, done that (sigh) .. you're on quite the roll of TTTBFs (too true to be funny). Could I make it up to you with these Fives?

UnKnownVotress - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment

un- imPregnantable, that's what you are; but so delectable; you are my Star . . . why I fled you see, had to proCreate a "he" . . .

AFW - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, again, all....and LCC...good lines

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