Press nuts closely, far from ‘spectant spire
Rab’ caused snipping as you pose
You’ll find barrel be soon stung and afire
One faux missed cut is risking hose

Ever wondered though…
It’s quirky how your missile grows
Chopped will make it pleasin’ sight
Slice it off - say goodbye down below
Make friends with frozen peas tonight

Coverted: Torah’s now your way
You’ve chosen ‘not so Goy’; now Woody’s gonna pay
Your staff is rather peeled yet still stands high
It’s now a plainspear; prepuce goes now bye bye

Bestowed was choppering - abbreviate
Abridging’s done, now mighty hewned
A bulbousy head
Yeah, it’s fine, fears allayed
Merry Brissness - it’s pruned!