Boner Easer,
Boner Easer,
Shrink this wanger
It's been up for seven hours,
Firm as stone
It was fun to have a
Wondrous beastly banger,
But now I'm exhausted,
And can barely groan..

Mixed Viagra with Cialis,
Boner Easer..
And it really was exciting at the start
Many orgasms sprang,
Felt like John Depp
Till I wore out, kicked the whore out

Do whatever you must, Boner Easer
Bring back my "Little Caesar" skinny wrinkled part

Find some way
To tame this monster,
Boner Easer
Tried cold water, high karate, laser art
Even slammed it real hard in the door way
Never phased it,
Hardly grazed it..

Use your best expertise, Boner Easer
Return my "Little Caesar" skinny wrinkled part
Boner Easer..
Boner Easer..