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Song Parodies -> "Route 69"

Original Song Title:

"Route 66"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"Route 69"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If you want your sex to be the best
Girl and guyway, take the highway, sexiest
It's divine...on Route 69..

You'll unwind, add more passion to your play
There's a smile every mile, down this way
Just recline...on Route 69

Travel to Taint Hooey,
Lapland, Missouri
Kinda' kinky, gritty..
Uptown, and city
Get more amorous now,..gallop to Mexico
Flagstaff your persona,
like an ice cream cone-a
Swing Man! Hi ho! Be Al Pacino...

It's a temptious and torrid trip
Real sharp curves there,
Boy, it's really hip
Cruisin's fine...on Route 69
Yeah, so fine...on Route 69

Go down to Taint Hooey,
Lapland, Missouri
Passion, kinky, gritty...
Uptown and city
Just get amorous..and gallop to Mexico
Flagstaff your persona,
Like an ice cream cone-a
Swing Man! Hi ho! ..Be Al Pacino...

Make that temptious and torrid trip
Take those curves,
Hey, it's really hip!
You can shine..on Route 69

Really shine..on Route 69

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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 5   8

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Guy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - Don't know if this was intentional or not but the Russian word for the male apparatus is pronounced "Hooey". To bad I can't vote ya six 9s. Good "strategic" geographic refs and the ref on Pachino. Priceless!

Park your hind on route 69.
Blow your mind on route 69.
Alvinfarcewon - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy..and for the the anecdote..not up on my, no pun's intended, lucky jab, I guess
alvin - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
i'd love to take credit for this one but i can't...joyously naughty....the city name switches left me in stitches...especially "flagstaff your persona"
Guy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm still not awake obviously. I'm going to take a nap. Alvin Farce Rhodes. You guys both start with "A" write the same style always funny when intended and serious when it merits and you sit next to one another on the author's page. I have caught myself in mis-nomer during commenting numerous times but this time it got by me. You guys twins or something and if so which is the evil one?
alvin - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
we take turns....i'm evil mondays, wednesdays and fridays and AFW is evil on tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays....we behave ourselves on sundays
AFW - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy and alvin..but, you weren't supposed to tell the secret, alvin....Poof!!
Invisible Boy - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment
taint is one of my favorite words...and places. 6+9=15/3=5s
Peregrin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Enjoyed, AFW :) Of course for a further play on words, a synonym of "route" means something else where I live, and it aligns with the song's innuendo as well. Guiy, I have met alvin, I can vouch, I am sure he could be evil if he wanted!

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