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Song Parodies -> "Visit Conjugal"
Original Song Title:
"Unforgettable"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nat King Cole
Parody Song Title:
"Visit Conjugal"
Parody Written by:
Bernard Pacholek
The Lyrics
My girl, Paris Hilton, is going to jail for 45 days. It's gonna be a long wait for me. Unless...
Visit conjugal.
That's what she'll need.
Visit conjugal.
And so I heed.
Like a song of love
I'll cling to her.
Just to be gratified
means anything to her.
Never before
has she needed more...
Visit conjugal
that's how we'll play.
For forty-five days more
that's how we'll stay.
That's why, Paris, that it's possible
that someone incorrigible
wants me for conjugal, too.
(instrumental break)
Never before
has she needed more...
Visit conjugal
that's how we'll play.
For forty-five days more
that's how we'll stay.
That's why, Paris, that it's possible
that someone incorrigible
wants me for conjugal, too.
That's what she'll need.
Visit conjugal.
And so I heed.
Like a song of love
I'll cling to her.
Just to be gratified
means anything to her.
Never before
has she needed more...
Visit conjugal
that's how we'll play.
For forty-five days more
that's how we'll stay.
That's why, Paris, that it's possible
that someone incorrigible
wants me for conjugal, too.
(instrumental break)
Never before
has she needed more...
Visit conjugal
that's how we'll play.
For forty-five days more
that's how we'll stay.
That's why, Paris, that it's possible
that someone incorrigible
wants me for conjugal, too.
Unless Governor Schwarzenegger does the right thing and pardons her. Not a word, Mikey. Go watch your "Chicago" DVD again.
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very tender
Welcome back, Bernard. Why did Paris Hilton get sent up the river, anyways?
She violated probation after drunk driving. I told her to give me the keys...
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