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Song Parodies -> "Must Be Krampus"

Original Song Title:

"Must Be Santa"

Original Performer:

Mitch Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Must Be Krampus"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Who has a tongue like Gene from KISS?
Who has a tongue like Gene from KISS?
Who drags bad kids to the Abyss?
Who drags bad kids to the Abyss?
Gene from KISS, the Abyss
Must be Krampus
Must be Krampus,
Must be Krampus, Krampusnacht

Who comes around like a goat from Hell?
Who comes around like a goat from Hell?
Who wears a chain with a jingly bell?
Jingly bell, goat from Hell
Gene from KISS, the Abyss
Must be Krampus
Must be Krampus,
Must be Krampus, Krampusnacht

Who travels ‘round with old Saint Nick?
Who travels ‘round with old Saint Nick?
Whacks naughty kids with a birch-branch stick?
Whacks naughty kids with a birch-branch stick?
Old Saint Nick, birch-branch stick
Jingly bell, goat from Hell
Gene from KISS, the Abyss
Must be Krampus
Must be Krampus,
Must be Krampus, Krampusnacht

Who used to be a pagan god?
Who used to be a pagan god?
With cloven hooves and a hairy bod?
With cloven hooves and a hairy bod?
Hairy bod, pagan god
Old Saint Nick, birch-branch stick
Jingly bell, goat from Hell
Gene from KISS, the Abyss
Must be Krampus
Must be Krampus,
Must be Krampus, Krampusnacht

Eins, zwei, drei, vier
Funf, sechs, sieben, acht

Hairy bod, pagan god
Old Saint Nick, birch-branch stick
Jingly bell, goat from Hell
Gene from KISS, the Abyss
Must be Krampus
Must be Krampus,
Must be Krampus, Krampusnacht

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