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Song Parodies -> "Must Be Hong Kong Goolagong"

Original Song Title:

"Must Be Santa"

Original Performer:

Mitch Miller

Parody Song Title:

"Must Be Hong Kong Goolagong"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

In the theology of the doomsday cult known as The Family International (formerly Children of God), the “Hong Kong Goolagong” is a demon associated with Australian Aborigines who attacks missionaries by smothering them with disembodied female breasts. The group also believes in a lot of other weird spirits, who are mentioned in this parody in place of the reindeer.
Who’s feared by Aborigines
Who smothers you with triple D’s
Triple D’s, ‘rigines
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong Goolagong

Who makes you feel like you’ve been raped
Coughing up words like nipples shaped
You’ve been raped, nipples shaped
Triple D’s, ‘rigines
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong Goolagong

Who strikes with disembodied boobs
Trippy like you’ve been smoking doobs
Strikes with boobs, smoking doobs
You’ve been raped, nipples shaped
Triple D’s, ‘rigines
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong Goolagong

Who makes you feel a mighty push
Driving through the Australian bush
Mighty push, ‘Stralian bush
Strikes with boobs, smoking doobs
You’ve been raped, nipples shaped
Triple D’s, ‘rigines
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong Goolagong

Ellya, Liza, Baal, Mocumba
Abrahim, Amahl, Orexis

Mighty push, ‘Stralian bush
Strikes with boobs, smoking doobs
You’ve been raped, nipples shaped
Triple D’s, ‘rigines
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong
Must be Hong Kong Goolagong
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Cult Crusher - December 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks for the info. Had heard of COG but didn't know they'd morphed.

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